Welcome Parade

The group of horny lil Facebook friends who make their appearance known to you within the WEEK of your relationship status changing to single.

1 *messenger notification*

Friend: Yo who the fuck is that? Didn't you just dump..?

You: Dude I know . Ever since I Said bye to Felecia my Welcome Parade is over 9000

2 *messenger notification*
Friend: Woah hold up, who's that? Didn't you JUST ended shit with... the one we don't talk about no mo

You: Omg I know.....Horny fucking savages!

Ever since I broke up with fuckboy all these randoms on my Facebook keep messaging me and creep liking old ass profile pictures.

I shit you not my Welcome Parade is up to 12 and none of them is cute.

by BVMBL3B33 July 20, 2016

waze parade

When a group of cars using the app Waze make successive turns on small side streets to avoid traffic on the main thoroughfare.

We followed the waze parade through Southie to avoid getting stuck in traffic on the highway.

by Waze warriorWaze fwgqweertbhg- April 6, 2017

Horse Parade

When you run your partner over naked with a car.

My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.

by Brendawg69 May 18, 2017

Perfume Parade

When someone parades around the house spraying perfume to cover up the smells of the sex they just had.

ERin had a perfume parade before her parents came home to cover up the smells from her previous escapades.

by Spacecowboyi19 July 1, 2018

Gay parade

A meeting of about 400-500 JoJo fans in a nearby park. They usually leave behind filled and crusted cumsocks and used diapers.

„Fuckin jojo fans, i hope there won't ever be another gay parade around these parts again“

by BruhWomanBeater123 May 1, 2020

Fake Phrase Totally Not Made By urbandictionary Users

A definition of Fake Phrase Totally Not Made By urbandictionary Users, probably involving sex in some way.

A fake conversation, usually between 2 people where someone mentions Fake Phrase Totally Not Made By urbandictionary Users.

by 𝗧𝗵𝗲 furret July 16, 2021

Monster Parade

When a group of men do a conga line while inserting themselves inside the person in front of them.

Ay bro we did a Monster Parade at the bathhouse last night.

by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021