Phombie

A phone zombie. Someone so addicted to their smartphone that they've become the walking dead - hunched over, dead-eyed, scrolling through life without seeing it. Missing their kid's soccer game because they're checking Instagram. Walking into traffic while texting. Physically present but mentally gone.

Coined during a 30-day digital detox when the I realized everyone around me looked like zombies glued to glowing rectangles.

"Dad's been a total phombie lately - hasn't looked up from his phone in weeks."
"I was such a phombie I walked into a pole while scrolling Twitter."

by un-PLUG January 10, 2026

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I-Phoot

When your I-Phone autocompletes a word in a text or status update that was unintended, usually with embarassing consequences.

guy to girl: Sorry about that last text, I guess I really stuck my I-Phoot in my mouth.

by Cottie July 15, 2010

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April Phoops

To pull a practical joke in the same manner as with an april fools joke but to horribly misspel it.

Writing on a school chalkboard without paying attention on the first day of April, APRIL PHOOPS!

by Willuigi12 June 20, 2011

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Perma-phooey

When something is so hilarious you crap your pants, and that crap is there for life. Its not goin' nowhere, and you can't do shit about it.

Justin: "Dude that show is absolutely hilarious."

Togs: "I know man i laughed so hard i made a buncha phooey in my pants!"

Justin: "Proudayou man, you get that out yet?"

Togs: "No dude that phooey ain't goin nowhere."

Justin: "Dude you got a bad case of Perma-phooey."

by t-dogs mcgee October 4, 2011

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