When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it
tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up
dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces
dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces
by flangeface March 27, 2011
Get the Phantom Faecesmug. The art of puking up on a dancefloor/at an outdoor rave without either breaking the flow of your dance moves or being caught!
by Disco-Dave July 12, 2011
Get the Phantom-pukemug. When you have worn your cowboy/cowgirl boots for an extended period of time, that once you finally take them off it still feels like you have your boots on. Just as if you can still feel the leather hitting your shins and calves as you move your legs and feet around.
“Man I am experiencing some serious phantom-boot right now”
“Wow I had my boots on for so long I have phantom-boot and still feel like they are on”
“Wow I had my boots on for so long I have phantom-boot and still feel like they are on”
by cowfolk77 May 3, 2023
Get the phantom-bootmug. When you lose weight, and your boobs shrink, but you are to cheap to buy new bras so there is a gap. The extra space is filled with the ghost of your former boob.
Boyfriend (touches boob)- What? There's nothing in there.
Girl- Yeah, I know, the bra is too big. It's just my phantom boob now.
Girl- Yeah, I know, the bra is too big. It's just my phantom boob now.
by LemonZest June 19, 2016
Get the Phantom Boobmug. When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.
person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..
by kool_mike November 17, 2017
Get the Phantom Jizzmug. An infamous group of killers/thieves in the anime HunterxHunter. They are also known as the spiders, and there are 13 members in this group. Their symbol is a 12 legged spider, one leg for each member; and the leader of the group is known as the head of the spider.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about what the Phantom Troupe did yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, they're really crazy!
Person 2: Yeah, they're really crazy!
by bxtchy_bunny March 5, 2021
Get the Phantom Troupemug. phantom riffle is the act of seraching through some ones bag and throwing there stuff all over the room with the un suspecting victim asleep
bobbie awakes from her sleep only to find her suit case had been phantom riffled
bobbie (wakes up) "dammm it i have been phantom riffled"
bobbie (wakes up) "dammm it i have been phantom riffled"
by The Phantom riffler October 7, 2011
Get the phantom riffledmug.