phalacamite

a serious disease that affects the penismusculus in the dick head region of the penis. Usually contracted from having rough anal sex.

coach, i cant practice today they say i got the worst case of phalacamite theyve ever seen.

by Ryan44 January 16, 2008

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Phalangate

a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"

origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.

i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.

by SO Horny, need sex December 21, 2008

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Pailex

a) A remedy for sandy vaginas.
b) Someone with a very sandy vagina.

Z: You're such a bitch! I hate you!
Y: Take a freaking Pailex.

OR

Y: I haaaaaate this!
Z: Easy, Pailex.

by Brattitidinal4eva March 14, 2009

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Phaclempt

Flabbergasted, a feeling of unsettlement. Confusion. An innermost emotional strife.

Jimmy was Phaclempt when he realized he had herpes.

Suze was Phaclempt when she realized that she had intercourse with Jimmy.

Tyrone was Phaclempt because he had to tell Suze that he Gave Her Herpes.

Jimmy Was again Phaclempt when Suze told him that Tyrone her gym teacher gave her herpes.

by Big Cook July 19, 2010

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