dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

by Jack Bell June 25, 2007

perch

The americanized translation of Berj.

Man, I perched that situation.

by Scott Griffin September 18, 2005

Perceft

The imperfect way or writing perfect.

OMG dued! Did u c taht gril!? Shes so perceft!

by Prof. Pasquale April 18, 2010

Perchanka

The female genitalia.

Bro #1: Hey man, did you get some booty last night?

Bro #2: No, bro. She wouldn't let me get at that perchanka.

by waterskibum August 3, 2010

peccaminous

Sinful; full of sin.

Humans can be so peccaminous

by Pseudonym Aliff December 30, 2016

Perch bait

Noun. A term used to describe the smell of a nasty vagina. A combination of fish smell and worm dirt smell. It can also be used in reference to a woman in particular.

Me: yo did you tap that ass last night?
Friend: hell no. She dropped her pants and smelled like straight perch bait

by Knifeparty626 March 19, 2017