Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.

Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.

by A Mac Attack October 15, 2018

Pair of purple hull peas

Where a guys balls are busted so hard that they are brused and turn purple.

kathy busted my batts really hard the other day and now I have a pair of purple hull peas.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

the peas have fallen in the mayonaise

oh shit! sometimes there are also peas on the table and floor. somtimes though its not your fault and thats more a case of somebody else throwing a handful of peas at the mayonaise, quite spiteful really.

doing bad things and people finding out

by princess laura March 11, 2004

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack

Honeybee friend, honeybee love, bee friendly and bee lovers

An apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack is a friend and lover to honeybees.

by Catherine Apple Ann Garvin October 16, 2014

Pease

A sad, yet adorable way to get someone to do what you want.

Rachel:Pease kiss me?
Sean:No.
Rachel:Pease?
Sean:Starts to melt with the overwhelming cuteness.
Rachel:Pease :3
Sean:Begins to kiss Rachel.

by Ben O. Verbich July 20, 2014

Pease

1. A sad, yet incredibly adorable way of getting what you want.
2. Spherical vegetable that is green.
3. What comes after O?
4. What happens when you go to the bathroom. It would have been more poetic if it was number one.

1. Rachel: I want marry you.
Sean: Maybe.
Rachel: Pease?
Sean: Well that was adorable, so yes.

2. Pass the pease please

3. abcdefghijklmno... PEASE!!!

4. My bladder is full... I go pease...

by Ben O. Verbich July 20, 2014