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Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.

((Lyrical potential))
by Super Dave Mega Thrust Five Dr February 4, 2025
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bloody war paw

After fisting and your hand is covered with blood and you slap a women on her chest or stomach creating a native "red war paw" print.
Wow mom! Looks like dads sending into battle after that bloody war paw! Weird! Why are you naked at bfast anyway!
by Halfface January 16, 2016
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Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life, May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI (It's near Dowagiac, don't cha know) finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty but becomes slightly obsessed with the phrase.
by annmartina May 7, 2024
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paw job

When an animal (or furry) gently rubs their (hand or foot) paw(s) up and down a male's penis, massaging it until he cums all over them.
"There was a cute pink furry that gave me such a great paw job, the back of her furry footpaws felt so soft on my penis, I came all over her toes!"
by Thatwiredguy25 November 19, 2023
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PAW

Either a dealer, nice guy, or corrupt kid. Examples of corrupt officers: TheBearDenYT (he's the only one)
Wow, my PAW dealer is online!
by MNG Kid. August 16, 2019
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South Paw

this is really suppose to be Soft Paw... someone fighting with their weak hand and not dominant hand. soft and south sound alike and that's what they made out south paw. which really dishonor the king of the north where this comes from and we not talking about anything on tv. don't forget everything on tv and movies get their stories from real life. so basically this guy did so much damage with his weak hand which is his left hand and he is right handed. trying to take it easily on the guy and still really hurt him. so now everyone is scared of the thought of getting hit by his strong right hand when the weak left hand soft paw they made up crack this person jaw. i know he won't like the name soft paw, and not south paw for two reasons now legend says.
i hear a lot of boxers say they won't ever fight a south paw but won't explain why.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life from May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty.
by annmartina May 7, 2024
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