farqi parti 

To imbibe several units of alcohol and becoming inebriated to the point a party would begin in your social sphere.

"Last night Stuart got so drunk, we had a Farqi Parti going down."

farqi parti by Bin Bag Ninja October 7, 2007

boof panties 

ugly underwear for ugly girls. Usually women that are plain jane and ungroomed will be caught wearing these elusive undergarments.

Ruth had some mad boof panties on today.

boof panties by Andy Ober December 31, 2008

Brazilian panties 

The gold standard in women underwear. Brazilian panties or "calcinhas" are characterized by their perfect coverage--somewhere between a thong and a bikini indeed--excellent fabric (usually lycra or cotton and lace), beautiful construction, delicate details, and super cute colors (usually light, soft shades). The result is a beautiful, sexy, extremely comfy and highly democratic pantie--these things look good on any booty nationality, not just Brazilian.

Disclaimer: Ok, I'm Brazilian, and, yes, I'm a girl. Sooo, I'm kinda biased, but just a tiny little bit.

NEW!! AS SEEN ON MILLIONS OF HAPPY BOOTIES IN BRAZIL!! Tired of how your booty looks? Noticing your panties are not helping your case? Time to get your Brazilian Panties!! The no frills, no hassle, no sweat, no scars ultimate butt-lifter/beautifier!! The fastest and easiest way to get a sexy butt! It's comfy too! GET YOURS NOW!*

*Results may vary. It helps if you are already sorta hot.

Brazilian panties by PenelopeCharmosa April 12, 2010

grandma panties 

the huge saggy underwear, that your grandma, mom, or even you wear.

my grandma was wearing her grandma panties to the store.

grandma panties by swimmy761 January 1, 2004

Rob Pattinson

An is an English actor, model and musician.

He's actually a really good actor, who has been in some decent to pretty good films.

However, he is best known for staring in Twilight.

Despite getting more money than god for playing this role, he understandably hates playing it, and probably cries himself to sleep at night wondering why the hell he signed that fucking contract, all while cuddling with a big pile of cash.

Actual comment said by Rob Pattinson during an interview:

"When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing."

Rob Pattinson by kidwithstingray February 14, 2010

smash your panties 

Coitus between a male and female when the female is still wearing her panties, and they must be pulled aside for the man's penis to penetrate the vagina.

"Meet me in the back of the library, I'm gonna smash your panties" or "Man, you wouldn't believe it, but I smashed that chick's panties last night" or "I want to fuck you right now bitch. Don't worry about taking your panties off, I'm going to smash them"

smash your panties by rockin713b March 29, 2009