Parker

(Adj.) Gay slang for a very submissive power bottom. Always ask people at your local Gloryhole for the best neighborhood Parker.

" CUNT dO you no where the nearest Parker is? I need my vaccuum-mouth veteran whore."

by Parker+Abbie4evaBABIEEEEEEEEEE September 28, 2019

Parker

Parker is one of the prettiest boys you will ever meet. Hes so nice and once you meet him you wont forget him. The Parker I'm talking about has blue eyes that I would fucking die for. And blondish-brown hair. Hes so perfect. I could stare at him forever. But you never know if he hates you, but you don't care. Because hes so Parker. And I don't know if that makes sense but, Hes so amazing. And so pretty. You feel like when you look at him everything around you just vanishes. When he smiles, you smile. But hes dating someone. And you're happy for him. And you always want him to be happy. But deep deep sown, you wish the girl he's with, was you.And you're upset because you see him with her. And their hugging,kissing,and smiling at each other. And you're sad but, at your darkest times he's around and he makes you feel better. And you love him.

Girl 1: OMG,I JUST SAW THE PRETTIEST FUCKING PERSON EVER.

Girl 2: Oh, was it Parker?

Girl 1: How did you know?

by Someone.who.admires April 24, 2022

Jenny Parker

A polyvore site model who's images are being used by thousands of girls claiming to be her including youtube users
Wowzersluv95 and blueandpink4ever

She is sometimes known as Jenny Greenwood

That girl is pretending to be Jenny Parker

by ihatefakes October 11, 2009

fecal parlor

Any chain restaurant whose over-priced fare is not fit for human consumption and the ingestion of it typically results in
projectile vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.

Buffalo Wings and Rings is a total fecal parlor! The wings I had last were so fucking bad, I had to eat a half a can of cat food afterwards to get the taste outta my mouth. I was up half the night blowing up the shitter.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011

Jake Paulers

An official terrorist group made of 4-10 year old kids, also going by names like "Team 10" which is the number of all their IQ combined

-"Some kids came on my YouTube video criticizing Jake Paul and dislike bombed it and commented with bad grammar and kindergarten insults"

-"Oh dude you just got attack by the Jake Paulers

by PoiZonFX August 8, 2018

Hailee Parker

The annoying fat furry🐈 ⬛ in most of your classes. She smells like cat pee and has mice🐁 in her pocket. Her friends names are usually Lily Gushard.

I don’t want that Hailee Parker near me.

by stopyoureannoying March 11, 2022

Parker

Absolutely awesome friends, always supportive, clumsy, funny, athletic, and always a guy that will have your back

Parker is awesome.

by pseudonym#@$%1\ February 6, 2017