When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.
"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."
by Laydel12 November 25, 2011
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A: See those girls?
B: Yea
A:Thats the japanime parade.
Ew its the japanime parade
Oh shit here comes the japanime parade.
B: Yea
A:Thats the japanime parade.
Ew its the japanime parade
Oh shit here comes the japanime parade.
by you don't get the joke March 25, 2011
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by yourfriendlyneighborhoodspider January 6, 2012
Get the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) mug.1)When a vehicle (most commonly a car) is at a complete stop and has been set in the parked setting.
2)When someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. This term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.
2)When someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. This term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.
1)Sam-"Your cars gonna get stolen again."
Lacee-"No it wont, I parked out back. You negative Bitch!"
2)Zain-"Mr.Yunohu has been hugging Bob a lil too tizight
after gym class."
Fred-"Yeah. He's totally gonna get parked someday."
Lacee-"No it wont, I parked out back. You negative Bitch!"
2)Zain-"Mr.Yunohu has been hugging Bob a lil too tizight
after gym class."
Fred-"Yeah. He's totally gonna get parked someday."
by hoompa October 16, 2005
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Paramedics normally work on ambulances or in hospital emergency departments.
Also known as EMT-P.
Paramedics normally work on ambulances or in hospital emergency departments.
Also known as EMT-P.
by Master Blaster May 30, 2005
Get the paramedic mug.When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.
What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!
Or
You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!
Or
You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
Get the pee on my parade mug.a lady's man/ sexy beast, who can get any chick he wants. i wish he would go after me but he won't and his dick is huge
by jmoser December 22, 2008
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