Greasy Palmer

Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.

Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!

by sixflags5r July 9, 2010

seren palmer

emo

omg the school shooter was such a seren palmer

by beanman69 September 10, 2019

Oral Palmer

Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.

Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy

by OtisFlex October 23, 2012

Jay Palmer

A class A Twat and a fucking dickhead

Oi That’s Jay Palmer a class A twat and a fucking Dickhead

by Special R.B March 11, 2020

Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage

I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.

by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023

Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

Palmer

Has a huge cock and fucks with all the beautiful lady’s, he gets all the girls and steals the ones that are already taken

Palmer is usually a handsome man unless birthed by an ugly woman

by Hotmomma69420 November 22, 2021