Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage

I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.

by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023

armless Palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor that hates Def Leppard and kid rock with a passion throws a fit becuz someone buys him the grand farewell tour front row tickets to Def Leppard featuring kid rock. And he smells nothing but white diamonds the whole time he is there. While he is losing one arm in the mosh pit eating squash

Oh wow. That armless Palmer must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock….. look at him go!!

by Beautifulcrazypancake December 24, 2023

Jaide Palmer

the most prettiest, realest, funniest, mentally illest girl you’ll ever come across in life

“damn bro who is that?”
“Oh that’s Jaide Palmer, she bad asfk but she got serious issues”

by theillest_nwordalive August 9, 2023

Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.

Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer

by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021

ghetto palmer

When you mix cheap beer with orange juice

yeah brah! i was sitting on the porch and decided i would have myself a Ghetto Palmer!

by gucciguccigucci February 12, 2017

Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014