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Stimulus Package

1200 for individuals

2400 for married couples
500 per child
by GRINDRMAN March 26, 2020
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package shot

when someone takes a photo of your dick but with pants above.
1: Dude what's that?
2: It's my package shot!
by TheRealPoggers March 8, 2020
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Couch Packages

Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
Friend 1: Any plans tn?

Friend 2: Prob just gonna grab beers and do couch packages by my place
by Art Corr June 5, 2020
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Grip Package

Clothing that is outdated, not fashionable, worn, not in, or not fitting properly.
Hey yo manny just look at this guys grip package! Yeah that shit is wack bro!
by Jae-Dub September 27, 2020
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Broken Package

Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.
Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!
by The Ink Man September 23, 2017
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steamboat package

Very similar to the Steamboat, however this includes the girl sucking your package while sticking your ass in a girls breasts and fart. Related to the motorboat. Not to be confused with the hot carl or the cleveland steamer.
My girlfriend and I had Mexican food this evening, perfect opportunity to do the Steamboat Package.
by TheHubShow September 30, 2017
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puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
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