dry onion

two lovers undressing at the same time in the same room.
powerful moment. when sober.

we did a dry onion and we cried until we laughed.

by Krkič December 19, 2019

Mister Onion

An abusive, rapist, mentally deranged pedophile that lives in a society. Also known as Onision

A: "What did mister onion do this time?"
B: "He's grooming children again."
A: "So? He always does that."
B: "Now there's two of them"

by cobpotato January 11, 2020

Pound the Onion

Common slang used by middle eastern men...it actually has a literal translation rather than a metaphorical one which may be imagined by non-middle eastern folks.

Refers to the massive eating frenzy's which take place amongst family and friends. Inclusive of Kabobs, Basmati Rice, & ofcourse Raw White Onions. Rice Dishes in the middle eastern culture which are accompanied by lamb, beef, chicken, and are always represented with a side of cut raw onions. Raw onions are served table side at most middle eastern restaurants alongside Lavash Bread as an appetizer.

Dude,

I'm starving for some Chelo Kabob. Its time to go Pound the Onion.

by Sherwyn February 19, 2012

Packing Onions

Refers to Booty- Can Make a Grown Man Cry

These Women are Packing Onions. They're Packing some Serious Onions.

by Onion Packer May 8, 2011

basket of onions

A category of men who seem to be a hunky gentlemen full of good surprises, until you have a look at the inside and only end up in tears.

The guy she broke up with is one of those basket of onions guys.

by ratchetthot July 22, 2016

squashed onion

A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy

Ever heard of dodgerlynch
Yeah, he is a proper squashed onion

by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019

Jimmy Onions

An exclamation created and popularised in North West England. Can be used to express shock, fear, or delight (depending on the tone it is exclaimed).

1) John: ‘James, she’s definitely into you pal!’

James: ‘Jimmy Onions, I knew it!’

2) ‘Jimmy fucking Onions, that was one scary ride!’

by Bo’ Selecta Fan June 3, 2019