The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.
by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009
"Where did Leroy go in such a hurry?"
"He just signed a contract worth $20,000, he'll be in the bog knocking out a deal wank!"
"He just signed a contract worth $20,000, he'll be in the bog knocking out a deal wank!"
by Les Miserables October 21, 2011
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by Slydog99 February 15, 2012
A girl who a man always thinks about while masturbating.
As said by Neil from The Inbetweeners series 3
As said by Neil from The Inbetweeners series 3
I was nearly unfaithful to my wank girlfriend...it's Hayden Panettiere off of Heroes...but the other day I was tempted to knock one out over Fearne Cotton
by mellie_88 August 20, 2010
The act of engaging in masturbation while crying over the loss of a partner. Usually engaged in during or after a breakup, or a rejection, or an affair of the heart which has gone wrong. The point of the crying wank is to 'wank' through the tears of sadness over said loved one.
This act is always accompanied with the sound of "Angels" or "She's The One" - Robbie Williams.
This act is always accompanied with the sound of "Angels" or "She's The One" - Robbie Williams.
(While tears leak from the eyes) Brett - "I can't believe she left me" -sniff- "If there's somebody... calling me on... she's the one..." (The act of ejaculation follows this.) - A typical crying wank after being rejected by the girl of your dreams.
by Justiciar January 06, 2010