Spoon

University of Kentucky student.
Cockwrangler
See: Cockwrangler definition.

Spoon is a cockwrangler.
Spoon is a GAY.

by Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick December 05, 2004

Frothy Spoon

To Spoon ones partner whilst having pre-cum on the tip of your penis

Sue pulled away as James tried a frothy spoon in bed, it was stuck to her back like a lollipop

by IT_CROWD November 19, 2014

hotdog spoon

The act of placing your penis so that it rests gently between the butt cheeks of another, male of female, while at no time achieving penitration.

Ryan really enjoys hotdog spooning with his "close friend" Rusty McTwist.

by TZONE August 18, 2006

greasy spoon

A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!

The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

Naked spooning

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.

Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)

by LLeaky May 20, 2018

Spoon Fairy

A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.

"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape January 11, 2016

poo-spooning

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)

Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"

by Assy Johnson November 04, 2011