nose missile

When a snot projectile is ejected as a result of sneezing.

Brad's nose missile barely missed hitting Rita's blouse.

by Bob Velvetta June 11, 2017

Nose polish

A variation of the widely loved facial; Instead of cumming on the face, right before ejaculation, you put your dick at the victims nostril and cum in her nose, in such way that she snorts the cum in her nose, thus getting a nose polish!

It's a must-have skill in any experienced sex athletes repertoir!

Roz, stop giving me a nose polish all the time! I just want a classic facial!

by Roz2x December 22, 2018

Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.

Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.

by OhWhat? July 10, 2010

nose oyster

a glob of mucus.
see snot rocket.

"just gulped a nose oyster in class today"

by marblecakealsothegame13 April 25, 2020

Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you

Puppers is wet nosing my leg

by Wetnoseking April 06, 2022

gizard nose

being dumb, and not knowing anything

“god i’m such a gizard nose.”

by Kylie Aliyah February 11, 2019

Nose Ninja

After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.

Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?

I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!

by dkinirvine January 08, 2010