Bench

Somebody who is cold, hard, possibly dirty, and only exists to be used by other people. Substitute for "b*tch".

"Son of a bench!"
"I've already seen that meme, bench."

by lkfddfgofdngdfg June 14, 2019

bench legs

Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.

That gal walking toward us has ugly and unshapely bench legs!

by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011

bench

to make out

oml we just saw two kids benching at glen oval

by benchlord69 July 28, 2019

benched

1. To be in serious trouble.

2. To be unsightly, unpleasant, or inferior.

"Bro, I just benched that test."

"That pizza was so bench."

by lalaland045 March 4, 2024

BeNcH

(1)Something you would call a friend who is more than an aquaintance, more than just a friend and more than just a best friend. A true bench
(2) a word to describe a SnAkE 🐍

(1)Person A: Heyyyyy I haven’t seen you in ages
Person B: omg I missed you so much Bench
(2) person A: omg I can’t believe she did that

Person B: ikr what a BEnCh

by A rAiSin January 15, 2019

Bench Wheeling

To Brag or Otherwise boast about off-road driving, despite not hitting the trails in months.

See also : Bench Racing

Don't listen to Bud, he's just loves bench wheeling. He hasn't hit a trail with us in months.

by You Out Here Bro? May 28, 2022

stupid bench

A person that is so stupid and Is also some what part bitch. the bitch is the bench. But the bench is your friend. Most of the time, benches play waterpolo and have pretty good grades but are super stupid benches. Amen

Oh Valarie, you’re such a stupid bench.

by stupid bench January 30, 2019