Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022
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right bench

Yo bro I was promoted to right bench
by Takis muncher March 13, 2023
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Bench hopping

When a fat lazy bitch needs to sit at every bench she sees, regardless just being on one for time.
Gets up from bench.

Walks for 2 minutes and needs another one

Tf you doing. Bench hopping.
by Fatbiatch August 30, 2019
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Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.
Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."
by SeanBreezy209 May 30, 2015
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bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open
We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.
by Jared W. May 04, 2007
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bench in howard park

a gay and a girl who looks a bit edgy’s fav spot to do chocolate covered raisianing and chocolate lesbianing.
by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024
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tool bench

A total jerk- face, who is inconsiderate, entitled, and arrogant. Sometimes, but not always, completely aware of their actions, but simply doesn't care. Other times they are just oblivious and unknowingly narcissistic. Even more of a 'tool' than a tool. Most often a male, but a female can be a tool sometimes as well , though it is rare. (you will know these people when you see/hear them. They are easily described as a tool bench when that seems to be the only term, other than a swear, that comes to mind)
That guy is such a tool bench, He just pushed that little kid down in the sand and stole his volleyball to show off in front of some chick.
by Giraffasaurus May 30, 2015
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