Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021

Swear

A word blocked by the swear filter

Dude you can't swear

by IodineJoe March 1, 2024

swear blender

one who blends swears, to mix profanities

The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.

by mzpiklz November 11, 2010

Swear Mothers

Used when, to sound convincing of telling the truth, or wanting to be believed. Possibly Australian origin. Condensed from swear on my mothers grave

Such & such happened, swear mothers.

“It wasn’t me swear mothers”

by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Bum-Swear

To release air from the anus and call it a swear word

(Fart) oops excuse my bum language I just did a bum-swear

by Jusseppi April 21, 2022

Swear words

Some words people learn

John: You know swear words are

Shawn: Yeah the F Word the S Word the B Word The A Word The D Word D I c k the P Word

John: The N Word

Shawn: What's the N Word

John: We all know the N Word

Shawn: I don't know that word

John: Shawn you don't know the N Word it's ni-

by Goodgiy4321 March 27, 2024