When a married boss rawdogs his secretary over the desk while checking his reflection in the mirror and a customer walks in and yells, "Where's my free quote?"
by Aggravating water January 6, 2021
 Get the Toby Dokingmug.
Get the Toby Dokingmug. the cutest hottest nicest person you will ever meet especially is they have blond hair that is messy most of the time, blue eyes that shine and shimmer like the clear blue ocean on a warm summer evening and beautiful soft red lips that some people would kill for and also a fat ass
person #1 "see that guy "
person #2 "yes"
person #1 "I would kill you for his fat ass"
"person #2 "funny"
person #1 "I am not joking"
toby wilson a hotty i call daddy with a fat ass
person #2 "yes"
person #1 "I would kill you for his fat ass"
"person #2 "funny"
person #1 "I am not joking"
toby wilson a hotty i call daddy with a fat ass
by tobywilsonlover690000000000 November 1, 2022
 Get the toby wilsonmug.
Get the toby wilsonmug. The act of placing tobacco in a bowl piece and sprinkling a large amount of keef on top.
Created by the infamous Toby Keith on the Toby Keef tour in 2007.
Created by the infamous Toby Keith on the Toby Keef tour in 2007.
Jason: "Hey man be careful! Keef and tobacco are a deadly mixture."
Garrett: "Shut up bitch I'm taking a Toby Keef!"
Jason: "Damn, Toby Keith would be proud."
Garrett: "Shut up bitch I'm taking a Toby Keef!"
Jason: "Damn, Toby Keith would be proud."
by G_Lavish May 27, 2017
 Get the toby keefmug.
Get the toby keefmug. Toby is a creepypasta that loves waffles and has a few disorders. He dearly misses his sister. He likes to slaughter his victims with a hatchet. He had tics, twitches, he cannot feel pain, and his skin is a grey color. He is sometimes kind, sensitive, and he loves his friends.
by XxCreepypasta_FanxX November 25, 2019
 Get the Ticci Tobymug.
Get the Ticci Tobymug. The best singer who ever lived he has the best songs and is a great american modle...we should be like toby keith because he stands up for what is right and he supports USA in times of war
by Shelley K June 21, 2005
 Get the toby keithmug.
Get the toby keithmug. definitely looks old like about 30. Has a class 1 that no one cares about apart from binns. Has a horrible laugh.
by HaRrIeTvolts January 10, 2017
 Get the Toby Mossmug.
Get the Toby Mossmug. Ticci Toby is a serial killer that killed his father and set his neighborhood on fire to escaped the police.
by A bitchy kid November 25, 2020
 Get the Ticci Tobymug.
Get the Ticci Tobymug.