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obsessive lord of the rings disorder

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"
by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022
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Obsessed

When someone thinks about something 24/7, some may give the little fella a good beating to this certain thing.
Example 1- “Fuck bro Duke Lee is OBSESSED in Richmond”

2- “hey look man duke Lee has made Another post about the tigers, he sure is obsessed”

3- Person 1“Oi buddy see that weird cunt over there dressing his dog up as a tiger?”
Person 2 “oh that’s duke, his my neighbour, I hear him praying every night that the eagles become better than Richmond”
Person 1 “his pretty fucken obsessed isn’t he”
by Doaskid July 31, 2018
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Lydia obsessive

When you’re so insanely obsessed and fixated on one singular guy for an extended period of time.
She’s so Lydia Obsessive over William. She’s never even talked to him!
by sexyshit111 June 25, 2025
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obsession

someone who is sickly addicted to thinking about you and what you are doing, and making everything you do about them.
they never get enough of the thought of you in their head, it’s never ending.
they’re obsessed.
joan has a complete obsession with gresa did you know?
by ahahhaahdidilie April 4, 2020
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Obsessive Jewish Disorder

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.
The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.
by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023
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Obsession

An almost insane desire, fixation, or passion for something.

Intensely powerful focus on a particular idea, object, or activity that dominates one's thoughts, feelings, or desires.
David's life was consumed by her obsession to become a world-class athlete, alienating her from loved ones and social interactions.
by diegoplugs February 18, 2024
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Post Session Obsession

When you become obsessed with a female after being on a session with them.
“Do I love her? Or is it just Post Session Obsession?”
by 26Reebo October 18, 2020
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