he wants the d

A faggot who wants the dick. (See "she wants the d")

That twink in the Blue Oyster bar has been listening to Chad nonstop. He wants the D!

by Dave W. Smith Jr. Jr. April 18, 2014

you want a cookie

response to an individual who keeps talking about irrelevant details.

Max: check out this article about arabica coffee beans
Yon: cool, Ethiopia is one of the major exporters of that crop
Max: well, Ethiopia sucks, and by 2016 they will no longer be the top exporter
Yon: You want a cookie?

by hatersgonnahateonmeerryday February 10, 2012

leave if you want

i’m not forcing you to stay

you can leave me behind if thats what you truly wish for

“Though I would love for you to stay, leave if you want.”

by Izaguirre September 10, 2019

Polly want a cracker

A black girl who likes a white guy

Damn! I heard Ebony likes Jacob, polly want a cracker?

by Your Gays July 19, 2020

Mya wants a goat

Get mya a goat gofundme.com do it for the goats that have no homes. We love goats. Raise money for the goats 🐐

Mya has been complaining of how much she wants a cute goat. Help mya get a goat. Mya wants a goat.

by Myas sistahhhh July 18, 2018

I want to die

It is joke often made by emo people to express their love of life. If you hear and emo or anyone say this, it is a joke and it would be best for you to laugh at it. This will make them feel really good, so good in fact they may begin to repeat it more and more regularly. Just keep laughing or when it gets annoying say "Then do it". This is the proper response to this joke.

Emo - I want to die...
You - HAHAHAHA thats hilarious, you crack me up!!
Emo - No, for real, I want to die...
You - Then do it.....
Emo - .....

by JustDoItPreston September 25, 2017

what the ladies want

Okay, I'll enlighten you guys on this subject... here are some basic things that women want:
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.

I hope I've cleared things up for you... It's not all that difficult to figure out. (hint: follow the golden rule)

by Shawn B. October 12, 2003