Nan

Nan is the bitchiest bitch of them all.

Hey Nan! (Bitchiest bitch of them all)

by Pussy_Slayer3000 July 14, 2019

ya nan flat

An insult used to hurt the feelings of the grandchild of the person you just boned till theyre flat

Ya nan flat ya wee prick

by Ctrlz.onion June 11, 2018

Nans packs

"Nans" is British for "Moms", or "Grandmothers", often used by a roadman on the streets.
"packs" is British for "cigarette packs" and is used by smokers, and referred to as a valuable item for adults.

The word combine is "Nans packs" is British for "Moms cigarette packs" and is often used to describe English minors who steals cigarette packs from their mother in law and referred to as an insult to disobedient minors.

Lund: English teens only drink and smoke nans packs.
Greggles: Not on my streets.

by The DeltaMan December 26, 2017

Your nan

British slang about said persons nan

Joe : hey Tim

Tim : your nan

Joe :what are you saying my ni🅱️🅱️a
Tim :yourNAN

by The n word is bad January 23, 2020

Nan

a Nan is generally the oldest "ring in" to a an already formed group of mates, they have an overwhelming concern for what the others are doing whether or not it’s actually there business , the Nan is generally overbearing with support like a self-imposed father figure and when it comes to actually doing something the Nan f#$%’s around like an old woman and normally takes 5 times long then any one else should, they have extreme OCD and cannot take criticism of any kind.
Nans generally drink every one else under the table and will make sure every one has a blankie if they are passed out and not able to get into bed.

Gee, Old mates a Nan, i cant even put the bike on the ute without him checking it.

by Gangus Karn August 12, 2020

alpha nan

A form of nan, somewhat resembling an alpha wolf. Can be seen in care homes around the globe and are known as vicious predators, often demolishing their counterparts as far back as 1836. Last known alpha Nan attack was in the winter of 2014 where multiple alphas fought it out over a Terry’s chocolate orange. 16 people were injured in the attack and some were punished to the death.

Watch out, I heard that an alpha nan is near us.

by Nan hunter October 14, 2020

Bens Nan

A mythical being that survives against an hard opposition but folds against fodder opposition.

Manchester United are such a bens nan.
Arsenal last season were such a bens nan.

by Warra Man February 20, 2022