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norwegian tax return

The act of sucking freshly-spent semen out of a vagina and then spitting it back into the semen deliverers mouth.
Clara clearly made Rods fantasy come true as she lovingly delievered a Norwegian Tax Return into his mouth.
by The_Iron_Platypus July 8, 2011
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Norweng

A Norweng word is a word that is hybrid between a Norwegian and English word. Is among English teatchers in Norway a very used word, because it's a common mistake.
The Essay had to many "Norweng# words in it.
by Darkwatch January 28, 2006
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norwegising

randomly spending a whole day talking in a heavily fake norweigan accent. a good way to easily annoy people.
person 1 " did you see the match last night?"
Person 2 " dar"
Person 1 " what?
Person 3 " he's norwegising"
Person 1 "ah"
by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009
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Norweigen car wash

When a man cums on another mans chest and then rubs his head in it in a circular fashion.
I still have jizz in my hair from giving Daniel a Norweigen car wash.
by Whisker dog July 25, 2011
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norwegia

where norwegians coem from
history teacher:meet the new norwegian forgien exchange student

student:wheres norwegia?

teacher:norway
by shawn im so kool October 23, 2005
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Norwegian

In case you didn't notice, Norwegians happen to be the happiest, longest living people on the planet. They make Godzilla look like a small child. If you're smart, you don't mess with the Norwegians.
Proud to be Norwegian!
by outsourcingwebdesigning December 29, 2007
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Norwegian

Norwegians are the utmost beings and are the well-suited superiors of every other nationality or heritage/ethnic group.

Norway is also home of the black metal scene and is also therefore that much better still than everyone else.

Dimmu Borgir is living proof of this.

If you agree with this, you must be a god among lesser gods. That means you also get a banana sticker.

Anyone who disagrees, is simply an uneducated little douche. Next time you have a thought, let it go. You're probably an italian and therefore no one cares what you think anyways, so please, if you have a complaint, write it down neatly on a piece of paper, fold it, separate your hairy little ass cheeks, and insert it into your poop shoot.
Norwegians own everyone else. Norwegians do everything better. Norwegians are the Chosen Ones.

Norwegians are smart.

Norwegians > You.

Norwegians > Everyone else.

There was one group of people created to rule them all. They are called Norwegians.

The only people equally as great as the Norwegians, if that is possible, are the Greeks.
by Artemis6x January 9, 2007
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