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School Homie

That one person who is a total homie when it comes to helping you during school. Can be mutually beneficial between the two parties. Can also be toxic where one person acts as a parasite.

School Homies send you their notes, share quizlets, and keep you on track with assignments during a stressful semester.
"Kelsey is my School Homie, she made a Quizlet for our final exam and shared it with me."

"Jay did the assignment before me and sent me his answers. He's a total School Homie."

Jay: "Kelsey, what is EBP and when is it due?"
Kelsey: "It's our Evidence Based PowerPoint, and it's due whenever you signed up for it. I've told you more than 10 times!!! Check your syllabus."
Jay: "Kelsey, you're an amazing School Homie"
by OtisJ March 10, 2020
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Homie GF

A girl you’re in a relationship with but she’s also your homie, and even if you break up she’ll stay your homie.
She’s not just my girlfriend. She’s a full-on homie gf!
by Kruegertrooper May 6, 2021
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homie burn

The act of putting out a cigarette, cigar, or blunt on a friend to bond you for life. Commonly done on the arms or legs, but can be done on any other part of the body.

(Typically done while under the influence of alcohol)
Austin, Evan, and Riley exchanged homie burns because they're tight like that
by KDCastle June 23, 2011
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homie hour

When 5 guys pee in the same toilet together.
We and the boys did a homie hour back there.
by AssTits101 May 2, 2018
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Homie's Choice

When an imbibed friend is forced to decide whether to ditch one of his homies for the chance to procreate with a girl he would not normally consider mating with.
Jeremy had to make a Homie's Choice when he left John to pursue a girl whose name he had forgotten and who subsequently denied him any poonaney
by WMOC March 11, 2009
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broken homie

Broken homies are people who come from broken homes and automatically relate to one another because of this sad, sad reality. Bond particularly increases in the company of happy and fortunate individuals. Broken homies also usually have sick senses of humor that appeal most to one another.
I was sitting with my broken homie, Matt, joking about Susan's botched abortion.
by Beccaschmehcca December 13, 2014
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homie cakes

A legend of a most chill disposition such that "homie cakes" is a valid way to describe them.
by OS64 December 15, 2019
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