mango flex

when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit

friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?

by recognoscoo July 18, 2021

Shapiro flex

The notion of disctracting from a lack of intellectualism by flexing your biceps to a bunch of right wing dumbf***s.

What? You want to hear what I actually know about politics even though I just went through my entire catalog of opinion pieces and buzz words?...
LEMME SHOW U THEM GUNS! *shapiro flexes bi- and/or triceps*

by massiveDmolition August 24, 2021

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022

flex crew

A group of fuck boys who flex any time they see a hot girl.

Fuckboy1: you see that muscle

Fuckboy2: yeah you see that?! FLEX CREW!

You see those guys over there that's a flex crew

by Yungbonbon August 13, 2017

Aggravated Flexing

When a person puts on like they about something which they are not.In order to try to impress a someone they just met...

bro all this aggravated flexing is unnecessary and unwarranted

by timmay!!!!!!loud August 5, 2018

Calm Flex

A common NYC term used for when a person shows off or stunts but in a humble or modest way.

“Bro you just copped the new Bentley!?”
“Chill bro, no big deal, just a calm flex”

by JoeyBrooks91723 March 8, 2019

flex a nut

To undertake extraordinary measures to accomplish a task

It's gonna be hard to get with her, because she's married. But she's so fine I'm going to flex a nut to make it happen

by jbott3000 January 6, 2017