Credit Card Nirvana

When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.

I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana

by blockboih September 24, 2021

Nirvana

The hottest person youll ever meet, always either punk or a lesbian.

Did you see that new girl? She looks super hot.
Yeah, looks like a total Nirvana.

by NNNnnmuunchroomboy August 14, 2021

Nirvana

An 80s Grunge band which formed in the 80s and are best known for their singles "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and "Come As You Are. They have released masterpieces such as Nevermind, Incesticide, bleach and In Utero. If y'all wanna get into rock music, then I highly reccomend you listen to Nirvana.

Personally I think Incesticide is the best album by Nirvana and my favourite song is Aneurysm because it is raw as fook. When I play aneurysm, my neighbours have to listen to it too whether they like it or not.

by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022

Nirvana

The worlds most popular clothing brand.

“Name three songs, kid”
“Huh?”
“You have a Nirvana shirt”
“Aren’t they a clothing brand?”

by HarambeLivesInOurHearts June 2, 2022

email nirvana

a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails

I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.

by raknahs December 27, 2021

slack nirvana

a mental state where you no longer feel guilty for not having responded to messages your co-workers have sent you on Slack. you reach this state after sheer exhaustion and burn out, typically.

I knew I was contributing so much, and I was on the verge of burn out. The fact that I attained Slack nirvana is helping me stay calm for longer.

by raknahs December 27, 2021

NIRVANA

A Grunge Band From Seattle that consists of Krist Novoselic (bassist) Dave Grohl (Drummer and Backup Vocalist) And Kurt Cobain (Guitarist and Vocalist). The band also had Jason Everman as rhythm Guitarist (that didn't last long) and Chad Channing as the old drummer. They made the albums Bleach (my favourite), Nevermind, Incesticide And In Utero.

NIRVANA Is fantastic

by ✟𝕊𝕆𝕌𝕃✟ December 17, 2020