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Nascar Syndrome

Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.

The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.
I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"
by theslyon May 18, 2022
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NASCAR Marathon

Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to
by searscadillac March 10, 2011
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Nascar

where we like to go fast and we put it inner ass!!!! cousin shit
nascar
by Pimpdaddyk November 8, 2019
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Nascarred

When the boy excitedly drives a Hot Wheels car across your butt crack like it's rainbow road. Using your underwear as a tunnel
I was trying to relax with my model cars, but she was horny. So I nascarred her.
by Hail and wail August 23, 2025
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Nascar

It ended with the last boggity from the great D.W
by TheGoldenL24 June 27, 2019
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Nascar

NASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever
me manNASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever
by coolkid1221 November 15, 2019
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NASCAR

F1's stupid youngest brother, fuck the france family, fuck segmented racing, fuck pocono for ruining the HighPoint.
Person: Oh boy, NASCAR's HighPoint 400 is very fun
972 cautions later: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023
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