Nascar

NASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever

me manNASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever

by coolkid1221 November 15, 2019

NASCAR

NAS' car.

John: What's NASCAR?

Jim: I think he drives a 1988 Mercedes-Benz 190E

by Punshine January 05, 2020

NASCAR

A way better way to die in a car crash

Zach: hey want to go to the NASCAR talladega
Ken: why to die
Zach: well..
Ken: I'm in

by Ding Dong your dick is gone January 10, 2019

NASCAR

It's called a stock car, dammit.

Dude 1: What's a "NASCAR"
Dude 2: *slaps* IT'S A STOCK CAR GOD DAMN IT BILLY

by bowl24 March 15, 2021

NASCAR

F1's stupid youngest brother, fuck the france family, fuck segmented racing, fuck pocono for ruining the HighPoint.

Person: Oh boy, NASCAR's HighPoint 400 is very fun
972 cautions later: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023

NASCAR Soda

Cheap beer commonly consumed in large quantities at NASCAR events.

Beer used in drinking games; beer pong, rage cage, etc...

"Wow, this tastes like shit, must be that NASCAR Soda."

by Ceramic_Spent February 05, 2022

Nascar chalice

The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.

Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?

Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.

by Sluggles March 19, 2017