myspace

myspace is a networking tool that sucks and is full of emos

die di3 die cunts die what ther fuck are you doing at myspace you sad emo cunt go cut yourserlf bastard/
if you have a myspace i hope you die...in a car crash....with a bus...full of explosives....and clowns.
bastards...

by zhgfghrffg July 18, 2006

myspace

Myspace is something that people do when they are to lazy to get their fat asses up out of their seats and out of their house and hang out with their friends in real life.

I have a boyfriend on myspace but i havent actually met him yet. Hes really hot but his cock is bigger than mine.

by lightpost July 19, 2006

myspace

A great networking tool for business if you can ween through the scenester kids and emo screamers.

1: "myspace sucks"
2: "It can if you're there for a fake social life. But sell something and see your sales soar."

by killahead April 18, 2006

myspace

all these people talk about myspace being all about stalkers and girls to act slutty but not all people on myspace are doing that. The very people downtalking it are the people who are social outcasts and hate people who have friends. I personally use myspace but its not something that ive become addicted to. Its just a way to talk and interact with friends. And now myspace is becoming so mainstream. Its been around for a long time and just now are telivision stations and radio shows starting to spoof it and talk about how dangerous it can be for teens to get abducted and raped. So dont knock myspace untill youve tried it for a decent while dont start a page and then quit quickly because its too "stupid" for you

Myspace is mad sweet,"did you see the pic of me and you at the party."

by flipo December 28, 2005

myspace

the world's number one source of stalkers

guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: remember me from myspace?
girl: um, no
guy: really? we were really close.
girl: oh, ok. then you remember my dad's job?
guy: uhh...no.
girl: oh really, because i remember you were FASCINATED by it.
guy: oh really? what does he do?
girl: he works for the FBI and catching online predators
-GUY HAS SIGNED OFF-

by llauren July 28, 2006

Myspace

The Scientficially Excepted measurement of camwhore-ness and "oMgLyKiMsOoOoOOoHaWt!~!~~~"-ness.

A Place where ~ is overused. So overused that the United Nations has seeked to put a ban on the use of ~ across the world. "It's An Epidemic, Something must be done!"

Myspace Whore: "oMgLyKiHaVEa MySPAce! PlzpLzpLzzzzzGoCmmT"
Human: Ew. Myspace. *runs*

by Emma and the 1000 Paper cranes August 19, 2006

myspace

Soon to be shut down for reasons including; potential paedophile grooming ground, mass copyright infringements, spreading the disease known as "emo" around the globe.

Damn those emo myspace fags.

I can't wait to sue myspace for allowing flagrant copyright infringement of my new (insert media type here) on their site. I might try and sue some random emo kids too, just because I hate them.

by The Asshatter December 20, 2006