mule

n. Pharmaceuticals courier.

Dude, Pedro the mule just checked in. Let's 420 !

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Mule Rag

The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.

Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.

by Chris April 17, 2004

mule pussy

When hitting a golf ball you take a huge {divot}(chunk of grass). The huge divot is called a mule pussy.

Mike "Nice shot Ryan."
Ryan "Yea, check out this Mule Pussy!"

by Johny Longhitter November 8, 2006

melee

When everyone is fighting at the same time. A brawl.

The quarrel at the bar resulted in a melee of fists, kicks, and broken furniture.

by AYB March 20, 2003

Muled

to be "owned" or dominated; usually over the internet or form of internet such as Xbox Live.

After posting a naked picture of Clay's fat girlfriend on the forums, Brett knew he had completely muled the insolent poster.

by Jason Harrington December 9, 2008

Mueef

When your talking and a squeaky squishy sound is emitted from your mouth unintentionally. Usually caused by saliva moving between teeth.

Recently having his braces removed Dave is constantly mueefing when he talks.

by soggymist May 2, 2010

shimmy up the mule

to try something which won't do you no good -- it ain't a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin' it. May as well jack your own hammer.

having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher

by Henry Marquez October 12, 2003