muffle

To toss a salad of a man or woman, while writing poetry

Me: Have you seen my pen?
Friend: Yeah, I used it last night when I took that waiter home and we muffled.

by Dirt Slagmolen September 29, 2008

muffle shuffle

The act of banging a woman.

Johnny: Yo, what happened on your date?
Me: I did the muffle shuffle with Margaret!

by Dick Prospersous December 16, 2010

Muffercut

An uppercut to the muff

I don't hit ho's, but she deserved a muffercut

by muffercuts December 14, 2009

muffer

A girl with a large volume of public hair otherwise known as a muff. Muffers can be seen at the beach or by the pool where their muffs appear as bulges in their swimsuits.

That girl is a muffer.

Check out her muff.

by wexter December 2, 2014

muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

by xenialarouge November 5, 2009

muffer

A term used to describe a young male who spends eccessive amounts of time with his girlfriend, as opposed to spending time with his friends.

Guy 1; "Is Dave coming out tonight?"
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".

by huckers September 7, 2006

muffle lopper

one of the most insulting names you can call anyone!

omg! steve is such a muffle lopper!

by der gelbe bananen January 18, 2008