Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

Muddy Dutch

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.

My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...

by JohnnyQwest August 3, 2020

Muddy Volcano

When you are having rough Anal sex until the person receiving it has to diarrhea. When the diarrhea comes the person does a handstand shooting poop all over, looking like a Volcano

Girl: Hey babe I need to poop
Boy: Do a handstand I wanna see a muddy Volcano

by Guacamole Weiner Jew June 25, 2020

muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.

We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.

by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017

Muddy Mike

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it

Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day

by Big Weiner Nog October 4, 2017

Muddy Alabama

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.

My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama

by Tru goo March 31, 2017

Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-

“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig”

by Discomation October 31, 2017