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Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.
Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
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Moss

Someone who is a know it all but when challenged on a topic they profess to be a genius about they can't front up - just like moss they have no depth / roots
He's moss
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moss

did you hear about moss? they're my favorite!
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Moss

Someone who is a know it all but when challenged on a topic they profess to be a genius about they can't front up - just like moss they have no depth / roots
He's moss
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Moss

Moss is one-of-a-kind. No one else is like him. He is an oddball.

If he cares about you he treats you like royalty. He wont let ANYONE mess with the ones he loves. He's charismatic and the nicest person you will ever meet. He's different and special. He wont ever hurt you. He has a bit of a temper but its best for the people around him, and his own safety. A protective, harmless, respectful, caring, weird wonderful person. You'll fall in love with him in the first three weeks of knowing him. <3
"Man.. i wish i was lucky enough to have a Moss in my life."

"I'm one of the lucky ones. (:"
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aaliyah moss

She is a strong, beautiful woman and she deserves all the respect in the world. She is a smart, kind, loyal person and she stands up for her herself and other people and she never lets anyone in her way. She is always there for her friends no matter what and she always makes peoples days. She has the cutest smile and it brightens up the whole room.
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Mossing

Nakedly walking by an individual and brushing them with your pubic hairs.
Bitch be mossing me.
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