Moses Arms

A common phrase used when measuring the size of arms that are below average size or lacking bone marrow. (Usually from a life long disease or lazy lifestyle) A person with said arms will never make gains.

Look at the new guy coming into the gym, he's got a long way to go with those Moses Arms.

by Dr.Gains December 20, 2016

Moses Oreste

1.Best Basketball Player.
2.5 Champion rings
3.Has 2 kids Anna and Mark

Kobe Bryant and Moses Oreste

by Daniel Abaka June 4, 2012

Moses

Moses is one the best debaters, very goated

Moses is the GOAT

by wormsckae April 24, 2022

Moses

Someone who is kind hearted and loving, seeking to cheer others up, is trusting and not picky. Very curious and will always keep trying to do his best. His presence alone allows the truth to come to light and those around him to face the secrets they have been hiding from everyone, even maybe forgetting the truth themselves. A wonderful person who knows what he likes and is not to be taken for granted. Because his heart is so pure he is not to be forsaken, nor used and abused, yet revered for the humble man he is, a honest loving peace-filled man. Through him as a vessel for the most High, the impossible is possible

Dude, did you see that? I didn’t think that was possible.
Ya, he’s Moses.

by lovingAwareness November 23, 2021

Moses Docs

Sandals

See that Friar, his Moses Docs are deadly

by pinch72 July 20, 2023

A Nasty Moses

Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.

A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.

Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.

" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."

" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."

by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024

Moses marnes

Is a absolute tit. He often takes unpaid leave from work to sip on that purple drank

Wow look at that Moses marnes he stinks dirty sprite

by Joe lupton sucks July 31, 2018