by Telmea Story June 3, 2018
Get the sucking the mopmug. by Yeah aighh October 28, 2020
Get the Mop upmug. When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014
Get the Sock Mopmug. A person who goes from one place to another just to smoke their meth and bounces house to house or person to person.
by Bpart7903 March 29, 2023
Get the meth mopmug. When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then swirls his erect penis in the seminal fluids creating a creamy facemask.
by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015
Get the Hot Mopmug. A mop (kind of like a swifter sweeper) but used to soak up the cum left over on the bed.... very smart investment 👍🏻
by Meghansavagelol November 21, 2016
Get the ball mopmug. by swooping season May 19, 2021
Get the mop fuckermug.