Coefficient of Mong

To find the Coefficient of Mong, one must first tire oneself out with a really fucking boring day.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.
(After a long day of study), The Coefficient of mong is High.
by powerwasher69420 February 05, 2023
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briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!
by The bagel 777 June 05, 2018
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MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.
My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
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Mongy Mong

The Asteroid of stupid people that think you can't hear them talking weird over there or think that the flip side is impossible, especially when you are the real treal one on globe and they are conceited beyond a dork, ignorantly they treat you like shit either because they are high or just stupid and you are kindly not causing trouble and bothering anybody but they remain to be mongy mong and you could pro their ass but mongy mong will just be treat cupid like shit and expect the angel to fly to galaxy...
by HaloTheHalo August 20, 2022
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mong fish

when you are a spastic fish with learning disabilities
Jobie your a mong fish cunt
by riley chib November 15, 2021
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ging mong chong ming chong

OMG ITS A ging mong chong ming chong, Got your guns ready?
by pawsyfurry April 22, 2024
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Monged outta my Tush

When you are in a retarded mood from drink and/or drugs
Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.
by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014
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