Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.
by splashhhey November 23, 2019
Get the Cock Mongmug. by Wonder Hugh (get the pun?) March 4, 2019
Get the Mongmug. Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.
by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014
Get the Monged outta my Tushmug. When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"
Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"
Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"
Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
by Parker Parker January 23, 2023
Get the Dirty Mongmug. by H.A.CM March 11, 2014
Get the mong pengmug. 
