mofty

a waste person. doesnt deserve to be alive. swag people.

your such a mofty.what a mofty?

by Lady Loudy May 13, 2005

motty

a fit bird, pussy, gash etc.

also used as a name for people who get a lot of motty, or who dont, just to make fun

"ahhh man, i got some fiiine motty last night"

"eurgh... where's Motty got his hands??"

by mottylover April 5, 2006

Moisty Mire

The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.

I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.

by Jimmyhatesmatthew May 1, 2018

Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty,
Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty,
Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick

Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty, Rick and Morty
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick
Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, yeah

by lbumlbuml August 23, 2021

cracked a moisty

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.

Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...

by Medleys October 5, 2006

moty

anyone or anything with mostly ugly and/or undesirable characteristics.

Some people walk around in public thinking they look good, but really, they look moty.

by ken81086 May 21, 2009

dirty motyka

When you're a father that tries to fuck a group of nurses at one time and possibly explore brown town.

He tried to Dirty motyka my mother.

by Cole Billman March 28, 2022