havin a monk

when you're having a monk

jake: what's a monk
kaya: havin a monk gee gee

by peteryupyupyup July 5, 2020

monke

1. A cute way to say u are close friends with someone.

2. can be used as ''i love u''

someone:
y/n : monke <3

y/n: jerald is le monke
someone: oh great i m friends with him too

by _drippy_person May 4, 2021

Rusty Monk

The act of ass-fucking a girl, getting shit on your cock, and then alternating between fucking the anus and the vagina.

I was ass-fucking Cheri last night, and I decided to switch over to the pussy for the Rusty Monk. It was totally sweet.

by Knobby3 July 22, 2006

le monke

Not much is known about le monke other than that he loves poop and finds the stinky variety extremely amusing. Stay away from le monke becasue it has the ability to trash your house and get his banana's.

girl: oh no le monke is at our front door!
*music* UH OH STINKY
mother: quick hide behind the door
le monk: this house doesn't smell stinky, i only want stanky bannana's
father: phew!

by gaytar1234 October 23, 2019

Moink

In Ukraine, the moink is that corner of flesh above the nut sack, but just below the shaft of the penis. This area of the human anatomy rarely sees the light of day, mostly due, of course, to its intimate proximity to the shaft of the penis; gravity also plays a considerably influential role in the moink's inability to get a tan.

Dude, my moink itches.

Dude, do not listen to any of the other Urban Dictionary posts for the word, "Moink".

by Larry_Putana August 24, 2009

monker

hip, post-modern term to describe an odd friend you haven't seen in a while

I haven't seen Matt in like a year, he's such a monker.

by smigdig December 13, 2008

Monkers

A man who resembles a monkey

that guy looks a bit like a monkers

by dude who knows words July 10, 2011