Hou Min

Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He is the strongest being to walk the earth. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, so his power is immeasurable. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Hou Min channels the power of the China man, which allows him to manipulate anything that was made in China. He also has a demon mode. When he enters this mode he sees everything, and in this form he is unstoppable. He cannot be beaten and is strong enough to destroy planets with his stare. However, his weakness/strength are happy meals. If you give him a happy meal, he might actually help you instead of brutally ripping your spine out. You can even try trapping him by luring him with happy meals, although he will probably destroy you. But that's just his 1st form. After consuming 69,420 happy meals, he unlocks and masters the happymealgan, which allows him to manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, bursting your body open. He has more forms, although those are uncertain. His power level is immeasurable. Hou Min can also be used as transportation, as you can fuel him with just happy meals.

niggel 1: hey bro you saw how hou min blew up obama?
niggel 2: yeah dude, it was totally explosive. best part was when he blew up saturn

by last century September 27, 2022

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5 min drive-by

Dumb way to say "booty call" or "hit it then quit it"

"Hey girl, all I want to do is give you a quick 5 min drive-by"
"WTF? No"

by Ginjabrd October 3, 2022

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30 min chill

It is when a cool group of artists come together to chat, take a chill pill, let loose, talk art, host watch parties, discuss life and cats, and make art. And more cats. For more like... 30 hours or so.

Hey, you joining today's 30 min chill space?
Of course, gonna drop by for some time and stay forever lol!

by I'm Pickle Rick November 25, 2022

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Lucas Min

The name given to an "individual" that is an omnipresent threat to the human race and the universe as a whole. This "person" acts innocent but really is responsible for some of the worst atrocities in history.

Person 1: Wow you're evil
Person 2: Not as bad as Lucas Min though

by worldsbiggesthater123 January 23, 2023

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