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Midnight Mariachi

The sound of distant but still audible mariachi music usually experienced late at night. The thumping of the tuba penetrates your home even when the windows are closed. There is no escape.
Maybe someone's having a party. Maybe someone's blasting it out of the their parked car because they're an asshole. It is unmistakable, you are experiencing Midnight Mariachi.
Did you hear that Midnight Mariachi last night? It kept me up until 3 AM.
by Tawdry Audrey March 8, 2021
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Midnight Slushy

When a prostitute works all day, let’s every man ejaculate inside her, then allows her final customer to insert a straw to drink a very well mixed protein slushy.
Wow... Nikki let me get a midnight slushy after the gym.
by Temsiq August 9, 2021
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Midnight Epiphony

The act of awakening in the middle of the night and suddenly remebering that you failed to accomplish something during the day (request from boss, spouse, teacher, etc.) This is usually followed by forgetting to do it again the following day as well, hence the cycle continues.
Last night, I had a midnight epiphony...I forgot to complete the report my boss needs today.
by Shayg630 April 25, 2010
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Midnight Release

Joe: I had a midnight release last night and my pj’s are ruined!
by Ganyu March 21, 2021
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Midnight Creeper

I had a midnight creeper around 4am
by Museumslacks March 26, 2022
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Blue Midnight

enough mixed substance to cripple, maybe even paralyze, as long as it looks blue
isopropyl alcohol, jagermeister, redbull, arsenic and blue kool aid - laced with extra death -

"Yosedg'ews - - , : whatyda vin taek lewaos : ) :) : ) Blue Midnight"
by blue midnight January 2, 2012
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midnight noonie

Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)
I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!
by cblair007 February 21, 2014
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