Microwave

A fucking lovely utensil use for kys and cooking yeast infected bread

My nun just sharted on my bread I think i need a lovely microwave to sausage the toasted bread brotherman

by Yung spicy philapeno cochie November 3, 2019

Microwaved

a sexual term. when you cover your dick in hot sauce and have sex with a female

friend: hey, I microwaved jenny last nice

you:nice

by matsh December 3, 2010

Microwave

A chick with a face so busted it looks like it was cooked in a microwave.

Ew, that chick look like she got down syndrome & look at that grill! That bitch a microwave!

by Kamen BTJ August 28, 2007

Microwaved Hotdog

a nasty disgusting person

omg hailey is such a microwaved hotdog i cant belive bart is dating her

by smoojieho April 21, 2018

Microwave inflation

of or pertaining to the increased cost of cellular products.

The microwave inflation of the first decade after 2000 caused basic phone services to soar from about $25.00 per household to $100.00 per individual.

by Dich August 9, 2011

microwaves

1. A perm hairstyle using a microwavable heat cap which accelerates the setting of the perm solution.
2. The heating cap itself, the brand name of the apparatus.

Once you get your weave done, come to my house and I'll give you microwaves.

by i1abnrk June 19, 2010

microwavea streudal

Term Created by AAron. When you have no Toaster to Toast your
streudals,you have to microwave them.So therfore instead of Toaster Streudal, Its Microwavea streudal.see also takka

Ronnie:AAron, Do you want some toaster streudals?

AAron:hell yeah

Ronnie: let me put some in the microwave

AAron:wtf?

AAron: I dont want no damn microwavea streudals

by sandy lyle September 30, 2006