mall gawffs

Wanna-be losers at malls who wear Good Charlotte t-shirts but claim to be "goth."
Usually found:
1)in most hot topic stores attempting to be cool
2)getting their asses kicked

Dave: "Hey dude, check out those mall gawffs."
Bill: "I say we kick their asses!"

by ted zeppelin March 27, 2005

Mall Emo

Mall Emo is the bands you see on MTV who you think are Emo, but really aren't. I.E., My Chemical Romance, The Used, Story of the Year, Dashboard Confessional, ect.

Person 1: Do you like Emo?
Person 2: Of course not! My Chemical Romance sucks, and so do all the other whiney Emo bands!
Person 1: Dude, that's not Emo. That's Mall Emo.

by Dorian Black! May 7, 2005

mall punk

Gay adolescent or young man that cruise malls looking to get laid or turn tricks and make some cash off of a mall troll.

Eric has turned into such a mall punk. I've seen him leave with at least a dozen mall trolls and he's always got cash now.

by james savik September 24, 2009

Mall Feet

Mall Feet is a man's greatest fear. Even Chuck Norris cannot withstand this insurmountable epidemic-like disease. This is the condition in which a person's foot begins to ache with excruciating pain, due to simple physics and logic:

Fa = G*(m1m2)/(d^2) + U^t

Fa = Force of Attraction
G = 6.673 x 10-11 N m2/kg2
m1 = mass of person in kg
m2 = mass of bag(s) in kg
U^t = Unknown other factors such as temperature of mall, duration of carrying bags and etc. that will cause the person to be less willing to carry the bag as time proceeds.

Note: the U value tends to increase exponentially for males in particular as they pay for an item that is NOT theirs, but that of the female companion.

Cures: Like the HIV virus and such, there are no cures--most likely a conspiracy among the female gender...

McNerdy drags Rumor Boy shopping and makes him splurge on her and carry the bags; Rumor Boy suffers from Mall Feet soon thereafter.

by AvengerTSS January 18, 2009

Malla

Sexy ass bitch who loves Eminem and 2pac more than anyone :)

"i wanna be like malla"

by XOSTAN December 11, 2016

Mallarie

A Loving caring friend and girlfriend often to aggressive needs attention.

That Mallarie is caring for her boyfriend

by Devontae Michael Sharpe April 2, 2019

Coconut Mall’d

You just got COCONUT MALL’D.
Send this to your friends to Coconut Mall them.

Jamal: Hey dude look at this hilarious meme
Patrick: Okay
*meme of coconut mall*
Patrick got coconut mall’d

by muelbailey February 10, 2021