meth critters

tiny bugs that a person on meth only sees. imagined bugs that are not really there (once they hit the pipe, "meth critters" are everywhere)

dude #1: "look bro, you are gonna have to vacate the premises until i get rid of them bugs. this Raid better work its magic"

dude #2: "this is some top of the line bug spray but i dont think it'll work on them meth critters"

by Gnutty Solano July 7, 2019

meth peacock

Turkey. What a peacock would look like if it did meth.

Related: rave turkey

That meth peacock has no teeth.

by HornyGecko October 5, 2017

Meth Egg

When you over boil an egg and it's melting and producing hydrogen sulfide

Hey I need help, I accidentally made meth eggs

by Sammy1857 May 19, 2018

Meth Lunches

A meth addicts replacement for a nutritious lunch.

The Meth Lunches: The Care and Feeding of a Drug Addict is also a book by Kim Foster

It's a piece about how food matters, but how it can't fix everything. It's about meth addiction and struggling without winning, and torn-up families and broken people.

Craving for meth lunches, want to eat some

by BlackGuyWhoHasSecrets February 3, 2020

METHING AROUND

Everyday jobs of your average tweaker. Yes I said tweaker. There is just something about mething around smoking ice from my water pipe that tickles my fancy. Get the ball rolling on a new project and prepare to spend hours or days not finishing what you started. So hop on the ice pony and let the magic happen!

Chris: Cass, why are you mething around without me?
Cass: What? Um, I'm not mething around... I'm just holding it for you..
Chris: That's what she said.

by Earhustlerfolyfe February 6, 2019

Meth Brain

When a person has been awake for too many days on meth and they can no longer can form proper sentences, words get jumbled up and you get tongue tied. Your thought process is slim to none causing you to say things without thinking, focusing and concentrating are unrealistic goals, and your memory is completely shot. Usually a sign it's time to put the meth down and go the fuck to sleep.

"Damn dude Jessica's really got meth brain today doesn't she?"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"

by That One Girl from Wisconsin March 6, 2017

meth rally

meth rally,a school assembly to show your school meth addiction spirit.

hey mary,are you going to tonights meth rally?

by gram methler December 20, 2013