basically means an Asian man going around robbing people while wearing $35 USD men’s cotton black underpants while holding a toy water gun and wearing fake balenciaga sunglasses with a broken grey beanie walking proudly down the street and spitting at people.
“Damn son, just got robbed by a fuckin chunk melon bruh, ain’t wanted no trouble with that guy.” said Bob.
by the weeb February 9, 2021
Get the chunk melon mug.To "smack your melon" means to hit your head, or noggin on something hard enough to cause a negative physiological reaction, such as a concussion, any cut or abrasion on your scalp, seeing stars, or even just getting a noticeable headache thereafter. It is usually caused by an inadvertent or unexpected action, such as tripping and falling down, being the victim of a noggin knocker, hitting your head on the dashboard or steering wheel of a car during a crash, or even misjudging the height of a tree branch, or some other low-hanging object, and stupidly hitting your top knot against it while passing by.
Hillary proved that if you smack your melon, you will not have to testify, at least until you recover from the ensuing concussion.
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Get the Slaughter Melon mug.A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.
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