Mechanical Pride

Taking pride in doing something extraordinary with a tool or machine that isn't the best choice, only because of the fact that it's your tool/machine.
"When we get to Moab, let's rent a sweet Jeep to head out on the trails with!" "I've got too much mechanical pride for that. We're going out in my stock 94 Geo Tracker..."
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The Mechanical Bull

during sex when the guy puts his thumb in the girls butthole and tries to stay in while she rages
"Why tf would u do that"
"I wanted to try the mechanical bull"
by Lowk3y.x February 20, 2024
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mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock
by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021
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Window Mechanics

Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.

Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."

Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 03, 2008
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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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K.A.M.I. The interface for the anomaly known as the Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Energy Field, a creation of the Greetings Robotics Corporation, in partnership with the United Nations Counter-Terrorism Committee
Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface Is the most direct way we have found to interact with the anomalous energy field known as KAME.
by Whatsit2yaa May 06, 2022
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mechanical marshmallow

The feeling you get when you do laughing gas and listen to techno and totally feel like a mechanical marshmallow.
"i TOTALLY feel like a mechanical marshmallow right now. YEEAAAH!!!"
by Moljipotter September 20, 2015
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