National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.

Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

Pulling a Mort

Dating your friend's EX after they have broken up

Jake's friend Brad asked his EX out, Brad is Pulling a Mort

by guesstheynevermisshuh January 19, 2019

Dick and mortar

When you start a relationship in-person and it leads to a hookup without using any dating apps (like Tinder)

Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.

by 24Harry42 December 23, 2020

The Mortal Kombat

- best performed on a random chic you hook up with -

During intercourse right as you bust your nut you scream "FINISH HER!!!" and put a rag soaked in chloroform on their face. Your friend who has been hiding in the closet proceeds to finish her.

"Let's go to the bar and find a chic to play The Mortal Kombat."

by MADkins July 22, 2009

mortenaa

super hot indian girl

woah look at that mortenaa! so brown and sexy

by Krishaaaaaaa February 11, 2010

Mortal Combat Felati-ality

The sex act in which the woman, while giving her male partner a blow job, shouts "Finish Him," then clamps down on his penis, only releasing after her partner cries.

I decided to show him who was boss, so I performed a little Mortal Combat Felati-ality... the game is cool, but seeing him cry like a little girl was even cooler.

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

Mort

Middle of the road thinker

If you can truly see both sides of the coin and ask questions to better your understanding then you are a mort.

by Top Gun 23 May 31, 2020