Mayonnaise

An instrument

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.

by MlgIsNotDead April 5, 2017

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mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.

Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!

by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018

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mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.

He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.

by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018

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Mayonnaise Buster

A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman

Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!

by DaddyJack February 19, 2017

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mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017

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It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.

How bout we try the new mayonnaise wrestling game next week, wonder if it tastes good.. hmm?

by Giraffes game March 5, 2017

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