Maximus Nubulous

Beyond a nub, or noob in gaming. You are beyond terrible at anything that has to do with gaming.

Joe: Wow I just went 5 and 35 in call of duty.
Bob: You are a Maximus Nubulous.

by RectumRapist January 26, 2011

Virgus maximus

Aka Andre

The steriotipical nerd, this being is known for being extremely edgy.

The virgus maximus has a hard-on on pokemon, going so far that it will buy every release of the franchise.

This being is also a massive weeb, watching 50 anime or more
It is also possible that itmay shoot-up it's school.

Don't bully a virgus maximus or he will shoot-up the school

by Edgy thing December 4, 2019

Shartus Maximus

when you do the biggest shart ever. it might break your toilet. it happens to some people after they've eaten spicy food or if you get food poisoning.

omfg. i went to the toilet and i did a shartus maximus after eating chicken sashimi so big it blocked my toilet!!

by SAUCYCUMSACK69 December 10, 2025

Maximus

Essentially Maximum but sounding better. Alternate definitions could mean full on, too much, etc.

Josh: I have my Math AA HL paper and PHY HL paper on the same day! :(
Bobo: omg pAIN MAXIMUS

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*sees something very relatable*
Me: That's relatable maximus!

by Akankshya April 19, 2021

Momicus Maximus

An ancient spell in Harry Potter that was invented my Dumbledore. Try it to find out what it does. :}

"Momicus Maximus," screamed Harry Potter.

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Maximus Lehnhardt Santiago

Miv lucciano

What you doin if cousin bubba gives you sloppy then Tyrone comes and fucks u up -famous words by Maximus lehnhardt santiago

by TRIPLEDAX December 6, 2023

crackheadius maximus

crackheadius maximus is a slang term deriving from southern massachusetts and consists of being "crackhead" like or in reality being that if a crackhead

ok you crackheadius maximus

by Pseudoussy March 2, 2025