maximus unicornus

A female name used for someone who hates unicorns but has a cool nickname.

Look, that's Maximus Unicornus. You know, the one who likes food and swears a lot?

by m.e.m.e.s December 2, 2016

kiss my Gluteus Maximus

a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!

by Garnani March 24, 2024

Kekius maximus

One who takes it up the ass (maximus as in gluteus maximus, and kek, slang for penis)

He is such a “kekius maximus”

by terezisvantatas December 31, 2024

Maximus

Can’t go to a tailgate without girlfriend being present
Dick rides some bozo from Philly

Frequent liar

Oh yeah he’s pulling a Maximus

by Snell sucks September 29, 2022

Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.

That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023

maximus sleek

a boy who will love endlessly. he cares for people like no other, immediately makes the best impression, and can never leave your heart. probably has the worlds fluffiest hair, and beautiful eyes. loves yellow and cuddles.

“Wow, I’m so lucky to have Maximus Sleek in my life. i’ll love him forever”

by motigers November 23, 2021

Sexus Maximus

having maximal sex with a latin speaker

"I've had awesome Sexus Maximus with Julius Ceasar"

by penilus cock May 16, 2021