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Turd match maker

A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023
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cheeky match

Cheeky matching, ah, cheeky matching. A concept as elusive as a particularly nimble squirrel on a particularly slippery day. It's a dance, a pas de deux of sorts, between items, between people, perhaps even between ideas.
There's a wink, a nudge, a subtle suggestion of connection, a shared secret whispered in the language of design or circumstance. It's the unexpected harmony, the surprising rhyme, the playful echo in a world often dominated by the mundane. It's not merely similarity, no, it's something more, a spark ignited by juxtaposition, a connection forged in the crucible of creativity.
But to truly grasp its essence, one must delve deeper, into the labyrinthine corridors of style, taste, and perhaps even a touch of audacity.
by CheekyMatcher August 18, 2024
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is somebody gonna match my freak

“is somebody gonna match my freak” is like this super catchy phrase from Tinashe’s song “Nasty” that just blew up on tiktok. it became huge because of this white boy dancing to it, and people started making all these memes with his video. tinashe is basically saying she’s tryna have someone match her freak and nasty, and she kills the game every time. now everyone’s using it to ask if someone can keep up with their wild, fun energy. it's literally the song of summer 2024, a true banger that everyone’s obsessed with. stream Nasty by Tinashe to match her freak <3
my mom tried to do the viral tiktok dance with me and said, "is somebody gonna match my freak?" and i almost died laughing. she actually killed it though!
by nikecadet21 June 24, 2024
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William Matches

A describing word for when a booty call ends in pure hair seamen and icning
I had a William Matches last night with my mum, I rate it.
by The Smeggs December 20, 2019
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Grudge Match

A game where two oppents line up against a wall and push each other to see who is stronger than the other by pushing the other off the wall. Hands, feet and the head are off limits, as you can only push using your torso. Usually has a result of gathering a huge crowd.
Bro, let's do a grudge match. I bet I'm stronger than you are!
by UrbanCreatornoob May 11, 2017
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Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."
You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!
by Joyousguy June 30, 2016
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cage match

a scenario in which 2 guys use a double edged fleshlight at the same time.
"come over later for netflix and a cage match?"
by c*ckjugglingthundahkunt June 13, 2017
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