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match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.
The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass
by Nalothisal June 7, 2019
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match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.
A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.
by Meatdick April 21, 2018
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matching hypothesis

The theory that suggests a couple's chances for success are increased by the level of equality in their attractiveness.
I'm hot. You're hot. The matching hypothesis suggests we should not only smash, but also go to the library or Starbucks sometime.
by ennaeed December 25, 2017
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toss the match

1. When a person has become a dumpster fire.

2. To give up on or get rid of something you no longer care about.
Whoa! What happened to (insert hot mess here)

Toss the match already !?!
by Carbon06 November 20, 2020
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William Matches

When a cock goes too far up a male's ass and causes the liver to rupture.
Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.
by ...///.... March 2, 2020
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Grudge Match

A game where two oppents line up against a wall and push each other to see who is stronger than the other by pushing the other off the wall. Hands, feet and the head are off limits, as you can only push using your torso. Usually has a result of gathering a huge crowd.
Bro, let's do a grudge match. I bet I'm stronger than you are!
by UrbanCreatornoob May 11, 2017
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cage match

a scenario in which 2 guys use a double edged fleshlight at the same time.
"come over later for netflix and a cage match?"
by c*ckjugglingthundahkunt June 13, 2017
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