betty marcum

All booty that loves to sux a huge marcum

Betty got a lot of booty and she loves to suck on a marcum ; Betty Marcum.

by Cmarcum September 4, 2019

go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021

Ja'markus

Ja'markus's are the gayest mfs ive ever met. (gay in a good way though not some weird furry way) hes funny, but absolute ass at math. He goes my marky, jamarky, marker, jmarkiki, and sharron when hes in a silly goofy mood. He also has a cursed tiktok fyp if u know him yk what I mean.

person 1 : "Ja'markus is so gay"
person 2: "duh"

by suchasillysnake March 11, 2022

Bad Markus

Someone who didn't think you could add words to urban dictionary

"You're being a bad Markus right now, just because it's on urban dictionary doesn't mean it's true"

by Lexamatick March 17, 2022

erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.

Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt

by Grønni2Grovish April 4, 2024

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut

Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever

by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023