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Mario Marconi

Real name 'Shaun Astbury'

Starred in Big Brother 9 in the UK.

Commonly considered to be the most popular house mate ever. Boasting a 14 million strong fan base. Having his own fan club where he comes from.

He is often nicknamed "the manager" or "the facilitator" with directly relates to his business prowess.

He has famously slept with 200 women who notably fell for his health and safety awareness.

A real mans man, everyone loves Mario!
Man: "Mario Marconi is a on TV again tonight."

Woman: "OH MAY GOD REALLY?!!, I LOVE MARIO MARCONI"

Man: "Well, dur... You are a woman, all women love Mario Marconi, even lesbians. I wish I was Mario Marconi.
by Billy-Bob-Benton June 30, 2008
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mario vasquez

A classy motherfucker who dropped out of american idol cuz he said "he can make it by himself" which he did, droppin that hot single "Gallery" ft. baby bash
jimbo- yo you hear that song gallery by mario vasquez
earl- yeah its pretty hot
jimbo- fuck yeah, MV's my boy
by Elsa Bingerbodem September 17, 2006
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Mario Winans

I dont wanna know is a good song.
by Mike May 2, 2004
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Mario Madness

The frustration and/or anger exhibited by players of Mario who find themselves momentarily incapable of denying the futility of going against the relentless process that IS Mario.
Incoherent screaming from basement:--BROCCOLI &$^#*$&# MOTHER &%$#@&$ $%^$ IN MY %##%&%$ I &$^#^&$ HATE THIS PIECE OF &*&^*^--
Todd: Did you see the Wii remote in the tv?
Kelly: ^&+$ing Mario Madness, dude.
by Kpatch January 2, 2012
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mini mario

Mini mario is the henchest, most incredible mario to exist. Forget golden racoon mario, mini mario is tiny and has a massive nose and runs faster than sawnic and will smack your bum, whenever mario turns into mini mario, the boys must say “Mini Mario” in a deep voice and look cool and gangster.
Bowser: Mario just lost health he cant beat me!
Mario: (changes into Mini Mario) Mini Mario activated!
Bowser: what the fooook! He is running like sawnic and smacking my bum and has a massive nose!
Mini Mario: Mini Mario (bangs bowser, bowser is now dead)
Mini Mario: Mini Mario mission complete
by WestYorkCharvas101 June 3, 2021
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Builder Mario

The best smash alt Mario has, don't @ me.
"Which Mario alt do you use?"

"Oh? I use Builder Mario of course! The best alt Mario has!"
by lilbrightie January 19, 2021
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Mario Sis.

A girl so enormously in love with the Mario Bros. that she would do anything to be adopted.
Mario Sis.: Hi Luigi, can I be your little sister?

Luigi: I'll have to check with Mario Mario first, cause I'm nothing but a lame sidekick that can't really make my own decisions.

Mario: Well you can be a Mario Sis. if you show us how to kick Bowsers ass once and for all.
by BurgerMaria June 22, 2011
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